I think thats why your mummy left us

I'm drinking cuqumberbooze.
Trying to be cool, I take a big sip. It tastes like. Cuqumberbooze.
"Oh my god. She actually swollowed it!"

Ten minutes later:
I see two of everything.
"No, no. Ihmm not druungk. Im fhiine."

Fifteen minutes later:
"But I hhhavve to tell youh. Youhr the prettiest boyh inn the room! I really adore you. You're like really admireable."
"Ehh. Well. Danke"

Nine houres later:
Waking up in my bed. Yesterday night beeing a big black hole.
"Oh. I've got a really bad headache. What the hell happened last night?"

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